The Worst of Boring Metal

The Almost Good

Morpheus Descends - Ritual of Infinity

A Suffocation-clone that can actually play death metal like Suffocation.

Dismember - Like An Everflowing Stream

Like an almost perfect dream. Almost. Its flaws are too consequential to overlook.

Peste Noire - La Sanie des Siècles

La Salope des Prêtres. Almost parfait, but derivative. Prefer Folkfuck Folie.

Carnage - Dark Recollections

Better than Venom and Spider-Man combined.

The Mediocre

Dissection - Storm of the Light's Bane

Iron Maiden meets Slaughter of the Soul, for those who thought Arch Enemy was too masculine.

Enslaved - Eld

This is what happens when you give your car keys to sped-wearing retainers.

Gorguts - Obscura

Technical death metal made random, flavourless and mediocre. Nespithe for the retarded.

The Terrible

Necrophagist

Demilich made random and boring. Haha, I get the name now, tek-def finally cannibalized itself.